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Wump! Where did that wall come from?

Posted on January 14, 2022 by A. L. Kaplan

Me at 7:30 AM after a nearly sleepless night and early morning text wakeup: Completes usual route and bathroom routine with eyes closed. Turns to return to slumber. WAM! Hits a wall that shouldn’t have been there. Brain scrambles to … Continue reading →

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How to Prepare the Perfect Mate

Posted on December 7, 2020 by A. L. Kaplan

How to Prepare the Perfect Mate There’s a new kid in town and she’s getting ready for the date of her life. This gal is available on t-shirts and sweatshirts in a variety of colors. Go ahead. You know you … Continue reading →

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Wednesday at the Write Women Book Fest

Posted on September 23, 2020 by A. L. Kaplan

LIVESTREAMS, RECORDED WORKSHOPS, READINGS, CRAFTS, MUSIC, AND MORETHE WEEK OF SEPTEMBER 21 – 26 WEDNESDAYSEPTEMBER 23KIDS AND TEENS ROCK! 7-7:30PM – READING FOR CHILDRENVIEW THIS LIVESTREAM HERE: https://www.facebook.com/LifeLessonswithMrGReaper/live/Silly & Fun Bedtime Story for ChildrenLife Lessons with Mr. G. ReaperThe Magic of … Continue reading →

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PASTRY WARS

Posted on July 25, 2014 by A. L. Kaplan

“Pies of the world unite! For years we’ve been upstaged at every party. It’s time we take back our glory. We should be at the center of celebrations, not relegated to some back-shelf. By the time we’re done, those smug … Continue reading →

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